Tom Meisfjord – Spokane, WA

Tom MeisfjordTom Meisfjord is a noodly genius. Hailing from Spokane, Washington, He has performed stand up and sketch comedy all over the country for the last eight years, opening for such acts as Michael Ian Black, Jason Mewes, and Jimmy Pardo.

He shares an apartment with one dog who has never, not once, kicked in a couple of bucks for beer.

TWITTER: @TomMeisfjord
INSTAGRAM: @meisfjordstamos

I'm embarrassed by the community that I've wanted to be part of since I was a kid. I'm sorry.

I don't have the money to trash a hotel room, but you can be sure I'm gonna eat all the Trader Joe's apple cinnamon instant oatmeal in my charming little AirBNB and not inform the owners that they need to restock because I'm still PUNK ROCK TO MY BONES.

I'm old enough that I can remember back when the Mandela Effect was just called "being wrong" or "lying."

The first snarky reporter who writes a pissy review of the new Kenneth Branagh movie titled "Turder on the Orient Express" owes me five dollars.

I'm only posting this so I won't be the only person on my train not looking busy on their phone. Just killing time. Not much else to read after this. Stream of consciousness word diarrhea. Blippy bloopy turd fart Gary Busey should play Harry Potter in the reboot poop poop poop.

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Show Schedule

Tue 21

Washington Athletic Club – Seattle

November 21 @ 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Wed 22


November 22 @ 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Vashon Theatre
17723 Vashon Hwy SW
Fri 24


November 24 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Kirkland Performance Center
350 Kirkland Ave
Sat 25


November 25 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Admiral Theatre – Bremerton
515 Pacific Ave
Sun 26

Comedy Underground – Seattle – FINAL SHOW

November 26 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Comedy Underground – Seattle
109 S. Washington Street