Tom Meisfjord – Spokane, WA

Tom MeisfjordTom Meisfjord is a noodly genius. Hailing from Spokane, Washington, He has performed stand up and sketch comedy all over the country for the last eight years, opening for such acts as Michael Ian Black, Jason Mewes, and Jimmy Pardo.

He shares an apartment with one dog who has never, not once, kicked in a couple of bucks for beer.

TWITTER: @TomMeisfjord
INSTAGRAM: @meisfjordstamos

There is a wind storm outside of my bedroom window, keeping me awake with the gentle whooshing of a 700 pound Bell's palsy victim trying to whistle as loud as they can.

Not sure if you know this, but living in a town full of actors gives you a pretty sweet out if you want to be a lazy schlub. "Why haven't you showered this week?" I'm doing research for a part. "Why's your hair so greasy?" I'm method. Tevye didn't have shampoo.

If you're looking for an alternative to hunting, I can't recommend fishing highly enough. Not only do you get to assert your dominance over nature, but to the best of my knowledge, no one's ever figured out how to kill twelve kids in ten minutes with some line and a treble hook .

I finally live in a big enough city that someone in a bar can say "the one that looks like Doctor Who" and not be talking about me.

Before you start convincing yourself that you have all the answers, remember that you're 30 years old and you've never spelled "guarantee" right on the first go. That's what I do.

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