Danny Vega – Brooklyn

Danny VegaDanny Vega is a New York City-based parasite and comedian who has been featured on Food Network’s Mystery Diners, TheFlama.com, and Comedywire. He recently lost a competition in Indanpolis called Trial by Laughter, but they still have to put his set on local TV.

Danny has also performed in several comedy festivals including: Big Pine, Park Slope, Beast Village, and is thrilled to be in Seattle. Danny’s favorite things are coffee, bagels and his identically-named girlfriend who was once his cousin.

FACEBOOK: facebook.com/dannyvegasucks
TWITTER: @dannyvegacomedy
INSTAGRAM: @dannyvegasucks


To be Machiavellian is to be sneaky. Machiavelli, of course, was a two dimensional Italian politician who was great at standing at just the right angle so you couldn't see him.

"Porcupines sure are pointy. I'd like to pet one. I think if you do it at the right angle-"
"You have to hold the chip card in there or it won't work sir."

People only ever throw out “wild-eyed” when you’ve done some insane sh*t. No ones like, “the wild-eyed CPA helped me with my deductions.”

You ever got a restaurant, they seat you, and then you wait like 20 minutes for the server. It's like, "Who's the real WAITer here???" I'm gonna quit twitter.

Studio exec: we need to figure out how to make something like this happen for Little Fockers 3

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Show Schedule

Tue 21

Washington Athletic Club – Seattle

November 21 @ 7:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Wed 22

VASHON THEATRE – Vashon

November 22 @ 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Vashon Theatre
17723 Vashon Hwy SW
Vashon
Fri 24

KIRKLAND PERFORMANCE CENTER – Kirkland

November 24 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Kirkland Performance Center
350 Kirkland Ave
Kirkland
Sat 25

ADMIRAL THEATRE – Bremerton

November 25 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Admiral Theatre – Bremerton
515 Pacific Ave
Bremerton
Sun 26

Comedy Underground – Seattle – FINAL SHOW

November 26 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Comedy Underground – Seattle
109 S. Washington Street
Seattle