Danny Vega – Brooklyn

Danny VegaDanny Vega is a New York City-based parasite and comedian who has been featured on Food Network’s Mystery Diners, TheFlama.com, and Comedywire. He recently lost a competition in Indanpolis called Trial by Laughter, but they still have to put his set on local TV.

Danny has also performed in several comedy festivals including: Big Pine, Park Slope, Beast Village, and is thrilled to be in Seattle. Danny’s favorite things are coffee, bagels and his identically-named girlfriend who was once his cousin.

FACEBOOK: facebook.com/dannyvegasucks
TWITTER: @dannyvegacomedy
INSTAGRAM: @dannyvegasucks


My first applause break was in a driver’s ed class. I asked like 40 questions and decided to stop and said, “I won’t ask any more questions.” 20 second applause. Never been matched since.

Truly insane.

Again - messaging a black person “kill yourself n******” was reviewed and found not to violate @facebook’s standards.

“All men are allegedly ugly?” - now THAT’S hate speech. https://t.co/Bw42DUn6Ar

Meanwhile: the man who called Rae the N word repeatedly who was found not to violate standards (see above) does not have his account suspended, and is posting things like this:

Today my friend tweeted a joke I wrote and it did way better than if I had tweeted it. At least I know I’m the problem!

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Show Schedule

Wed 22

VASHON THEATRE – Vashon

November 22 @ 7:30 pm - 10:00 pm
Vashon Theatre
17723 Vashon Hwy SW
Vashon
Fri 24

KIRKLAND PERFORMANCE CENTER – Kirkland

November 24 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Kirkland Performance Center
350 Kirkland Ave
Kirkland
Sat 25

ADMIRAL THEATRE – Bremerton

November 25 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Admiral Theatre – Bremerton
515 Pacific Ave
Bremerton
Sun 26

Comedy Underground – Seattle – FINAL SHOW

November 26 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Comedy Underground – Seattle
109 S. Washington Street
Seattle