Bryan Valencia – Albuquerque, NM

Bryan ValenciaBryan Valencia is a philanthropist from Albuquerque, New Mexico who takes pride in the fact that he can fit inside of a suitcase. He has worked as the head writer for Funny Firm owner and film producer Len Austrevich and has also been honored to work alongside Ritch Shydner as a writer and sketch comedy performer. He has toured the country, performing in colleges and churches in over 25 states.

A disciplined scholar, Bryan has studied countless art forms and their philosophies, developing innovative comparisons and unusual perspectives. From collegiate degrees in Creative Writing, Journalism and Dance Studies to dedicated years of martial arts, music, culinary arts and athletic practice, he walks the line between artistic mediums to find the point where they all converge on the stage.

TWITTER: @bryanlions
INSTAGRAM: @bryanlions

The term "doorbusters" sounds less like a #BlackFriday deal and more like a 1950s home improvement store...or a sequel to the movie @Ghostbusters where everyone really hates the entryways to rooms and buildings.

I want to camp out at @REI for #BlackFridayDeals just for the sake of irony.

Opening an oven door for turkey basting is a lot like getting a steam treatment at a spa. Only, now my opened pores smell like stuffing and heated animal carcass (if you're into that sort of thing...ladies?)

Why is it that everyone gets super excited about the latte art in my cup of #coffee, but I was forced to get psychological help when I tried to eat that Picasso painting?

Logistically, store, can you really call it a #BlackFriday event if it starts tonight? You make it seem like Thursday is an inconvenience.

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Show Schedule

Fri 24


November 24 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm
Kirkland Performance Center
350 Kirkland Ave
Sat 25


November 25 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Admiral Theatre – Bremerton
515 Pacific Ave
Sun 26

Comedy Underground – Seattle – FINAL SHOW

November 26 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pm
Comedy Underground – Seattle
109 S. Washington Street